Lets Torture Warriors

Let's Torture Warriors
Lets Torture Warriors is a hugely popular spoof on the Warrior Cats Offcial Forums.

Season One was first posted on September 1, 2010. The authors are Winterstorm and Falconflight. Season Two was posted on December 10, 2010.

In the first episode of Season One, (Leopardstar), a black she-cat with one white ear and a golden ginger tabby she-cat introduce themselves as Jadepool and Hawkwing. They say that they are going to do a spoof on the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, and Jadepool asks if Hawkwing has a dare, calling her "Hawkie." Hawkwing gets mad and threatens her companian by requesting her to remeber what happened last time, and Jadepool responds by saying that she hadn't needed to do that to Kestrelflight, the WindClan medicine cat. Hawkwing then prostests, saying her defense: "But the bananas and firecrackers were right there! You know how blowy-uppy I get when I'm mad."

Jadepool reminds Hawkwing that they have a job to do. Hawkwing pulls a dare out of her awesome brain (aka taking off the top of her head and removing a dare from the abyss below) and announces that it is for Leopardstar, the RiverClan leader. Leopardstar falls through the ceiling, proclaiming that "This isn't the river!" Hawkwing explains that she is on TV, at which Leopardstar has a fit of excitment.

Hawkwing shows Leopardstar her dare and the leader refuses to do it. However, when Jadepool threatens to cut her show and move to Breezepelt's, Leopardstar relents. There is a time-skip to the next Gathering, at which Leopardstar declares: "I HAVE MASTERED THE USE OF THE POTTY!"

She then explodes. Jadepool turned to Hawkwing and yells that she hasn't installed a boom button yet. In response, Hawkwing blows on her remote like a smoking gun. Jadepool sighs and says that she has to go buy a revive button. The team signs off, and Epicsode One ends.

-Gingerclaw out. Brain is dead. See you.

-Icestar 1186 out. Add more stuff. Bye.