Randomness IN A CAN!

Randomness IN A CAN! is the cure for normal. Side effects include sleepwalking, random prophecies from StarClan, giggling fits, imitations of Draco Malfoy from AVPM, quoting, extreme referencing and/or death, according to Doctor Kitty. 3 cans a day ensure complete recovery. It takes 1 epicsode to wear off. The IN A CAN! part needs to be capitalized, or Gorsetail will randomly die. He has Heavystep Syndrome.